Didactic Essays

Didactic Essays

4.11 - 1251 ratings - Source

How you-all doing?! When I say words, you say definitions! Words...(Silence) I cana€™t hear you! Words...(Crickets). Wow, tough crowd. Have you ever noticed that the universe is arranged as a spectrum of battery systems? (Silence and cough) So did you guys here the one about the electron that walked into a bar so that it could see the bar? (Silence) You know, an electron doesna€™t release photons unless it is stimulated. Get it? (Frog a€“ Robot, Rooooobots) What? Cana€™t a brother get a heckler up in this hizzy? (Silence) Did someone ask a what-what is this book about? (Silence) Seriously, I throw a what-what out there and nothing? (Silence) Fine, Ia€™ll just talk about the contents of this book. There are a lot of words, a couple sentences, two or more paragraphs, some science, a whole-lot of scientific satire, a few meaningless definitions, and some New Age Adages. Are you happy now? Peace Out! (A microphone drops to the floor.)10. in the age of fast food, computers, and Vice Presidents shooting their hunting partners. Here is a more accurate ... Avoid them at all costs because no matter how you treat them, they will always find a way to trample you.a€ Always say thank anbsp;...

Title:Didactic Essays
Author: Damon Dion Reed
Publisher:AuthorHouse - 2012-10-08

You must register with us as either a Registered User before you can Download this Book. You'll be greeted by a simple sign-up page.

Once you have finished the sign-up process, you will be redirected to your download Book page.

How it works:
  • 1. Register a free 1 month Trial Account.
  • 2. Download as many books as you like (Personal use)
  • 3. Cancel the membership at any time if not satisfied.

Click button below to register and download Ebook
Privacy Policy | Contact | DMCA